I have no idea what they were talking about on the radio this morning when I was half asleep. Here's what I took from it though in my dreamy haze:
- Barack Obama is married to Maria Schriver
- Maria Schriver is 88 years old
- She is going to die before a State Dinner tomorrow night
- Barack Obama will still attend the State Dinner
- There are only three ways he can kill her before tomorrow
So, there you go... a news update just for you.