So, I passed a store today which had a small display of mylar balloons. Rather than having twenty of them inflated, they had two or three inflated atop a rack of individually packaged, still-to-be-inflated balloons. Each package bore a picture of the balloon and a brand-name at the top: Anagram Balloons Balloons.
I was so hoping that they were actually going to live up to their name. Maybe the other side of the package would read: Grama An's Soon Loon Blaball or some such thing. I had hopes that one face of the balloon would read Thank-You whilst the other read Youth-Kan.
Anything... anything at all.... but, they dropped the ball.