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Relativistic Charter Bus

While driving to volleyball yesterday, I saw a bus from Lorenz Bus Service. Now, I know "Lorenz" and "Lorentz" aren't quite the same, but I started musing over slogans for "Lorentz Bus Service".

  • Dilating space-time so you won't have to
  • Quality bus services since 1955 (as seen from a heliocentric inertial reference frame)
  • We can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
  • Getting you there younger
  • Guaranteed on-time, for any observer

I'll sit down now.