The subject of this post is the subject line of some spam I just
got. There are two ways that I can picture
home collider. I'm
not so keen on a stainless steel one that will fit nicely on the
kitchen counter. But, I love the image of houses zipping around a
large ring at 95% the speed of light smashing into each other.
For a moment, there is a really unstable house with 9,000 square feet and 15 bathrooms. Soon, though, it decays into a studio apartment, two three bedroom bungalows, and a few negatively charged outhouses.