Patrick (patrickwonders) wrote,

Isaac's Catalog

Isaac has a little catalog in his head where he stores every wrong that has ever been done to him.

  • I: Why does that say Stee Ack House?
  • P: It says Steak House. It is a restaurant that sells steak.
  • I: Let's go buy some steak!
  • P: No, we're not going to buy steak right now.
  • I: Why not?
  • P: Two reasons: first, they are closed; second, it's expensive to buy steak in a restaurant. I think we already have some at home in the fridge.
  • I: One time, Grandma said she had steak in the fridge, and I trusted her. Then, she couldn't find it.

Oh, the humanity.

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